Hopped into my BMW X1 loaner (mine had been recently assaulted in a Costco parking lot by a crazy woman with a mouth on her like a truck logger) and pointed it south.
Gassing up somewhere near the exit to Camano island the 60+ couple in line behind me were having the strangest conversation:
"Well, honey, I don't really trust snacks that are Thai flavoured".
I turned around and there was a leather cap, pants and vest (no shirt!!) wearing 70 year old, as well as his white haired wife, all 300+ pounds of her (layers of arm skin and wrinkles) all trussed up like a Sunday chicken in a dirty white lace bustier.
"Snack stop enroute to Pride"? was my question.
His reply: "Absolutely toots. Want to join us in a threesome, you are awfully young and cute".
I could not stop laughing...
2.5 hours later Seattle was in my windscreen . The night just got more amazing and stranger after that.
