Here I am. smack dab in the middle of the pacific ocean on the island of Maui.
I have been here nearly 10 days. 10 glorious pineapple eating, swim suit wearing, sun tan (and assorted sun burns) having, swimming, whale watching, days of nearly pure bliss. Oh guess what? I have been smiling for 10 days. Pretty rad!
I am happy that I decided to take this holiday, but not happy that I have to share it with the loudest group of North American holiday makers situated in the time-share next to my hotel. They party all night, and then the woman gets up and screams at the tropical birds to "shut up" at 6:30 am.
Seriously lady, like that is going to work! Oh and PS who the hell decided to date you? You have so much class. hahahah.
I admit, this sends me into semi-sleepy giggles on a daily basis. I don't know what is worse, the birds screeching for some lovin' at 6am or, the crazed red-neck drunk screaming at them.
Oh, and neighbour, ps, I don't care what US football team you like. No I don't care how big your last husband's wiener was/is.. and I think your drunken singing to that shitty Sammay Hagar (sp)you blast out of your crappy time share you got sucked into purchasing is lame! I just want to chill out and drink with my friends, possibly read a book and actualy sleep in this expensive hotel room I saved up for.
Don't laugh. I am on Island time - 10pm to me is 1am to those on the west coast, and anybody who has been here knows that on the island you get up early, and Maui midnight is around 9pm. sounds awful but it kinda works.
Speaking of midnight - it is nearly 9pm, and I am tired from a day at the beach chasing waves on my rented boogie board.
Mahalo!
Ps - miss you all
xoxoxox
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